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Saturday 19 September 2015

HOW TO SPOT A FAKE BEAUTY PAGEANT IN NIGERIA


My definition of fake beauty pageants are those ones that have been arranged. Some group of people come together and decided that they are going to organize a beauty pageant for the sake of pimping girls or some other reason, they pick the winner of the pageant and everything is just for show. In such pageants, a winner has already been selected because they are sure she will comply with their request of prostituting. They can’t possibly crown a girl they don’t know she might end up exposing them or not complying to the agreements they’ve had with their so called “sponsors”. Contesting in such pageants with clear motives will be a waste of time. Maybe these pointers will help you spot them out. I don’t know the heart of man to tell which is fake and genuine but I can try.





They are not on the Internet
In this 21st century, any pageant that is not online is a suspect. Exception of very small pageants such as school, church or your street pageants where you all know yourselves and no serious publicity is needed, when a company puts up fliers for a pageant and I can’t find them online, I take it to mean either of two things
a. They are not very exposed. If they are not exposed how will they help me?
b. They don’t want to put in too much money and energy in publicity since it’s a scam
However, this might not apply to all, one rich lady might just decide to organize a pageant and since she isn’t too conversant with the internet she might not put it up……… who knows



They don’t have any reason to organize a pageant
People organize pageants for different reasons, some people to promote their brand, e.g. face of Sylvia’s hair. Some to promote their agency or organization. Some because the state or region needs it e.g. Miss FTC but when some people come up and call one name with no base for organizing a pageant, it could mean they want to pimp girls. I may be wrong




There is too much payment involved
A beauty pageant that is asking too much from you, pay for hair, makeup, choreography uniform, t shirt, accommodation is a scam. No too ways about it.



You cannot find any off their past winners with the grand prize
They claim to give out cars and when you surf through their website or past winners’ facebook, instagram and twitter photos (you should do this) you cannot find any of them with cars. There is no young girl that will win a car and wouldn’t want to flaunt it.



The organizers are men
This does not apply to all cases as women can also be pimps but many a times it is women who understand and enjoy the art of pageantry. The men just want to use it as a business avenue or pimping agency. So the winner is chosen according to who paid highest for the crown (yes incase you don’t know, crowns are bought) or whose father is a senator that will donate to their organization or who is willing to sell her vagina.


The organizers look like pimps
You can just tell when you see the organizers of the pageant that these dudes are pimps. Don’t silence that voice of judgment inside you. Its an instinct to turn away. You go to pick up the form and their eyes are all over you my dear take a U turn.


The past winners look like Sex Objects
Whenever you see their past winners or present queen, their look is not responsible. I know a big pageant in Nigeria which works with a particular past winner regularly and whenever you see her; you can almost see her panties cause of the length of gown she puts on. You don’t need a prophet to tell you that is not a genuine pageant.



The past Queens are not intelligent
When you cannot quiet wrap your head around why the winner is a queen then the pageant is a fraud. I have met beauty queens that cannot speak fluent English it make you wonder how they answered their interview question and how they represent their organization. Maybe the kind of representing they do does not require talking too much.
Its pageant season so be careful of the pageants you enroll for. I will be very happy to answer any questions you may have.

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