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Sunday 18 September 2016

I remember when that meme about makeup artists being the main thing for Nigerian women came up. I laughed and let it be because I found it hilarious. I didn’t take it seriously, but within days I saw a lot of outrage online about it.
Everybody Has To Work
Many ladies were not smiling for being told their mates are becoming ministers and presidents but they’re rushing to become MUAs. I didn’t stress myself over it because even if the person was serious I also laugh when memes and jokes about us guys come out about our work choice, behavior, etc., I guess for me, not everything is an issue or deserves serious attention and scrutiny.
Regardless of this, I didn’t make any silly and patronizing post about the people attacking the meme and comments people made agreeing with it. Just because someone else’s annoyance or struggle is major to them, doesn’t mean it is irrelevant because I feel so. I let it be.
The people who seriously favoured that idea (male and female) obviously didn’t understand that the Clinton’s, Obama’s and many other public figures and superstars that they idolized also have professional makeup services done for them for their public appearances.
Do they never do their own make up? No. But those people with the professional skills are needed. That’s a fact. Some makeup artists are even in the movie industry as people who create masks, injuries, transformations and more that these same people adore. It was also ridiculous because there are actually some awesome male makeup artists too! So abeg, who is fooling who?
You see, anyone who supported that kind of mockery was well and truly being silly. That is like saying a couple are horrible parents and yet praising the child they raised together as being brought up well. It’s stupid. You don’t think makeup artists are worth a damn but many of you gush over a bride’s look at a wedding which is usually done by one too. So what was the point of all the silly talk?
To even claim that there are too many was also stupid. How many doctors are released into society each year from schools? Do you know how many engineers, artists, and lawyers we have in Nigeria? How is it your business how many there are and their practice?
If their work is bad say it, don’t hire them and avoid them, but don’t come to insult the rest of the people doing their jobs right and that goes for the MUAs as well.
Everybody cannot be the same and do the same job. As long as a person has found something they want to do that makes them money, isn’t illegal and isn’t causing you harm, kindly be quiet and move on with your life. Since your job is so exciting, why not face it? The people talking can’t even be simple LGC of their area but want to tell a woman to abandon her work just to impress them.
If the woman had decided to be a prostitute now, they will scream and curse her (while some also patronise her)but now she’s doing honest work, you’re complaining.
The biggest irony of all is that when she now gets the job of being an exec or governor, the same idiots will ask if she still kneels down for her husband and pounds yam. Some will even demand she resigns. Some Nigerian men need makeup…for their brains.

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Credits: Onuora Onianwa ©2016
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Friday 10 June 2016

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The Touch Magazine Crew, were recently hosted by Ogun State Institute Of Technology Rector, Engr Dr (Mrs) Olufunke Akinkurolere, as a way to celebrate The Lunching. It was remarkable event and was attended by Ogitech Students, Close friends, Family, More Photos After The Cut… Full Coverage by TV Continental


























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Sunday 13 March 2016

Long Time Ago in a village called Alagboja. There was a drunkard called Oresegun. Many people believed that he inherited his drinking habit from his father, while some believed he was cursed by his father second wife because of his father’s love for him.
Oresegun was a talented and famous artist in Alagboja Village. Although he is a drunkard and still single at age 38, other artists still envy him because of his good works. On one Sunday morning, Mr Emgrin, a white man who lives in Lagos but based in Germany came to Alagboja Village to look for a land to start his cocoa farming. He was directed to the king’s palace. The king agreed to give him land in the village after their discussion.

Two weeks later, the king invited his chiefs and Mr Emgrin to his palace for a feast. During the feast, Mr Emgrin saw a large portrait of a young girl and he asked, who snapped this? “It was painted by Oresegun”, the king replied. He painted it when my only daughter drown in the river. Mr Emgrin could not believe his eyes because he never thought someone could paint and make it look so real like a photograph. He asked the king about Oresegun and he said he will like to take him to Germany.
One of the chiefs, Mr Gbola was angry because his son is an artist and his works are also in the palace but they were not recognized. He planned to kill Oresegun that night so he ordered some thugs to do so. The thugs went to Oresegun’s house to carry out the task. They tied Oresegun and threw him into the river. He was dying, suddenly he was untied and he opened his eyes. Surprisingly, he saw the king’s daughter that drown and died in the river sometime ago. He looked at her and he observed that she is half human and half fish. He was scared but she said to him, “don’t be scared because I am here to help you. Chief gbola is behind my death and he also wanted to kill you because of jealousy. I will show you the way out of here”. She took him out of the river. He reported what happened to the king and the king ordered for the arrest of the thugs. They confessed and Cheif Gbola was stoned to death by the villagers.
Oresegun stopped drinking and he was taken to Germany to continue his Art work.
Featured Image by: Oresegun Olumide
Written by: Emgrin Rowland
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Monday 15 February 2016

This happened yesterday Valentine’s Day. Guy parked in the middle of the busy road to propose to his girlfriend in Ojuelegba,Lagos
Love nwati nwati!
-ojuelegba/#.
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Friday 5 February 2016

Boko Haram
Terrorists regroup for fresh attack in Maiduguri
He said the sect members are gathering to launch a fresh and massive attack on Maiduguri, Borno state capital.
Boko Haram fighters  (The News Nigeria)
The Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Borno State, Alhaji Ali Bukar Dalori, has disclosed that the terror group, Boko Haram is regrouping in Yale village.
Dalori stated this on Thursday, Feruary 4, when he visited Dalori village of Konduga Local Government, to determine the extent of the havoc wrecked on the community in the last Boko Haram attack.
He said the sect members are gathering to launch a fresh and massive attack on Maiduguri, Borno state capital.
The APC Chieftain said he had to leave the town with his associates as advised by the Theatre Commander, Operation Lafiya Dole, Major General Abubakar, who told him the sect was planning an attack.
“I wish we could go round and see the extent of destruction but according to what we got from the Theatre Commander, Boko Haram are regrouping in Yale, so we should leave immediately”, he said.
The State's Commissioner for health, Haruna Mshelia, had put thedeath toll in the last weekend attack by the terrorists in Maiduguri at 85.
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Saturday 30 January 2016

The mind is just like the brain which deals with your intellect, i.e the faculty of thinking, judging, abstract reasoning, and conceptual understanding. It’s also connected to the ability for rational thoughts, the ability to be aware of things, the ability to remember things, and the ability to focus on the thoughts.

All these features can keep you going forward in life if the mind is surrounded with good/great thoughts. The mind works like a written test or exam, what you give it is what it will give you in return. For example, if you continue having evil/negative thoughts about people’s success in their business or whatsoever, you will always continue to fail in your own quest, OR, if you always think of using/buying what people have already created, you can never create your own.
Talking about keeping your mind off negative/poor thoughts and filling it with great ideas/plans, will help you alot in creating a life of opportunities and success towards your target. Therefore, nurture your thinking, make it creative. Think of the bigger part of life you’d want to venture in, and make it real by setting the targets of your plans.
Great people today had the mindset of becoming great because they had the idea of creating something good for themselves, so they worked on every of their plans. They don’t just think of something that will help them for some hours, rather, they think of the possibility of creating something that will make them ‘well-known individuals’ in future of which they’ll benefit from.
Great thoughts builds the road for success beyond one’s imagination. It helps you discover a more meaningful and happy life. Being great is being big, not just big, but very big. As a student, don’t just think of passing your exams, but rather, think of passing the exams with ‘great’ grades even though you can guess what you might have. As a business man/woman, think of making ‘great’ sales of products. As a normal worker, always think of getting ‘great’ promotions and earnings. All these aforementioned processes above are what should be in your mind, and to make them come out real, do things according to how they can be established. A student must always study hard to make that dream come successful, a business man/woman need to be committed, friendly and consistent in his/her business in order to make good sales, a normal office worker need to put in more impressive work-style in order to have great promotion or salary top-up.
Your mind is always ready to act if you follow the right processes. Train the mind to focus on great thoughts, then work towards your plans. I’ll leave you with this proverb, “Instead of thinking of how you can buy a pen, think of how you can make a pen (some day)
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Wednesday 27 January 2016

Mercy Johnson and Benedict Johnson are they brother or sister or related in any way? This two Nollywood stars bears the same surnames and many think it is highly possible they are related. But before we conclude whether they are related or not let us take a look at their individual background to see how close they are or it just a coincidence.

Mercy Johnson And Benedict Johnson Background

Mercy Johnson is from  Okene in Kogi state, and comes from a family of seven. She was born in Lagos on 28 August 1984, she had her primary and secondary education in Lagos, Calabar and Port-Harcourt state. Mercy father Mr Daniel Johnson was a former Naval Officer and they posted him to different states at that time.
Mercy Johnson revealed that her growing up wasn’t a bed of roses, she has to take up menial jobs to survive. They lived in an uncompleted  for sometime and had to take cover whenever it rained.
She is a successful actress today and she married to Prince Odianosen Okojie a successful businessman and they are blessed with three children.
Benedict Johnson is a former musician, he was a member of a musical group called Dready Boys but left the group to go solo of which things didn’t go as he planned. In 1992 he ventured into acting with his first movie titled ‘Living In Bondage’ and has since featured in several Nollywood movies.
Benedict Johnson is from Isu in Nwangele Local Government Area, Imo State. He was born into a royal family and has eight siblings. He is a graduate of of Mass Communication, Abia State University and he is happily married to Ann Johnson a native of Edo state and they have two kids.
Mercy Johnson and Benedict Johnson are not blood relatives. She is from Kogi State while Benedict is from Imo State. They are professional colleagues and have worked closely in the past.
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The JAMB UTME Exam will hold on Saturday 12-April-2013, We believe you all are fully Prepared. We Wish You all Success.
We believe our Users taking JAMB will definitely Pass this Exam in Flying colors.  Here is our Few tips for you all:-
1. LOOK AFTER YOURSELF:– Be well rested and well nourished in preparation for ur exams.. Remember its almost impossible to successfully take an exam when you are not well.
2. PLAN YOUR WORK:- Know when to read some.. some people concentrate best at night and others during the day.. stick to what work best for you.
3. STUDY THE SYLLABUS:- To understand alot about the topic you are expected to cover..
4. BE CLEAR ENOUGH:- Be clear about your Venue for your exams, materials to bring and not to bring.
5. PAST QUESTION:- Just like we’ve adviced in our former Post, Get hold of past question. JAMB Past Question help alot, Create time to Study them.
6. DONT DESPAIR:- Even if you under prepare,you can still do alot within a short time..
7. CLOCK-WATCH:- Know the alloted time to each paper and be aware of what you can do within the alloted time.
8.be positive and stay calm
9.Remember to pray to your God..
We wish you all Success!!!! RWe wish you Guys 260+ Amen
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DJ-Baddo-Winners-Mix
Brand new mix from DJ Baddo titled Winners Mix which features Lamboginny, Chidinma & Mr Clayy and Skales.
Download and enjoy!
TRACK LIST:
1. Lamboginny x Chidinma x Mr Clayy – Winner
2. Patoranking – Make Am
3. Davido x Olamide – The Money
4. Lilkesh x Patoranking – Is It Because Love You
5. Dj Baddo x SmallDoctor – Kelegbe Rmx
6. Timaya – Some More
7. Harry Song Reggae Blues
8. Tekno – Duro Remix
9. Pepenazi – Illega
10.Terry G – Totori
11.Dj Malvado – Zenze (Uhuru Remix)
12.2T Boiz – Customer Dada
13.Ege – Ajansare
14.Olamide – Dont Stop
15.Skales – Mujo
16.Iceprince – Boss
17.Reekadobanks – Coner
19.Orezi – Ogede
20.Tiwa_Savage x Rihanna x ReekadoBanks – BBHMM
21.Legely – Ijo Eko
22.Olalakeside – Elegushi Spender
23.Phyno – Connect Remix
24.Timaya I Concur
25.Skales – Lole
26.mc galaxy – Komolo cholop
27.Dj Baddo X Terry G – Cant Pull Me Down
28.CDQ – Woss Wobi
29.SmallDoctor – Gbera
30.Terry G – Nonsence
31.Seriki – Somebody
32.Wandecoal – Ashimapeyin
33.Niniola – Ibadi
34.DJ Baddo – Oje
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Sunday 24 January 2016

The mention of school is a thing that scares both parents and students. The thought of the financial demands for education put at $54,000 (up to undergrad level) is enough to make one consider celibacy. While many people think of school tuition as something that is expensive and unaffordable, in reality, there are actually many ways that going to school can be done without incurring a heavy cost.

In fact, there are several places in the world that will pay students to attend school. Yes — some governments will actually provide young people money to go elementary, middle and high school, as well as college and graduate school. If you want to know where in the world you can get paid to go to school, check out the list of places below:
1. Sweden
This Scandinavian country has long been known as one rare part of the world that helps its students financially when it comes to education. In Sweden, one of the Scandinavian countries known for having an excellent education system, the country’s government pays students that go to school about $187 per month. This helps cover costs of food, supplies and more.
2. Denmark
In Denmark, the government pays kids to go to college. If students choose not to live with their parents, the country’s government will pay them the equivalent of about $900 per month. Any Danish citizen over the age of 18 is entitled to the funding for up to 6 years of schooling after high school. What do you think about that?
3. Australia
Australia is also well known for offering its citizens grad school for free — plus more. The government will offer native Australians the chance to attend grad school tuition for free plus a scholarship to help with their living expenses. However, it’s not as easy to land a scholarship in Australia if you are a foreigner looking to go to school in the Land of Oz
4. Finland
Another Scandinavian country that makes it more financially comfortable to go to school is Finland. Children of all years, from kindergarten to elementary school to middle and high school, get free education. Additionally, Finnish college students get a stipend to live on while they are at school, making education a more feasible and practical endeavor.
5. Is there any other place? NIGERIA
Yes. Many states in Nigeria offer free education from kindergarten up to high school. Surprisingly, Imo states offer indigene free education at its state university to natives and also there is also the perks of bursar payment to undergraduates that are natives. How true this is, we don’t know but you can help us on this. Or what do you think?
Source: www.webspacetv.com
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Thursday 21 January 2016



46 JAMB Possible Questions On Last Day At Forcados High School


1. Mrs. Kemi Solade died of
A. cancer B. shock C. ovarian cancer D.hypertension
2. ________is the principal of Sy. Catherine School
A. Mr Mallum B. Mrs Obanje C. Mr Vann D.Mr Tade
3. Efua can be described as
A. arrogant B. liar B. unfortunate and victim of circumstances D. spoilt child
4. ________ is fond of Jimi and called him by his full name Akinjimi
A. Risikat B. Mama Silifat C. Funmi D. Aunt Moni
5. ________ violated and intimately harassed Efua
A. Jimi Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua’s stepfather D. Ansa Izaegbegbe
6. _______ is nicknamed cane by the student
A. Mr Bade B. Mr Vann C. Miss AgbenenoviD. Mr. Mallum
7. The rhymers are
A. the choir of St. Catherine School B. Jimi,Ansa and Nene C. group of five boys at Forcadoshigh school D. Some girls at Forcados High School
8. Why did the Principal of Forcados High Schoolchoose to reinvestigate the theft of the laboratory equipment?
A. He knows Jimi Solade couldn’t do such things B. He knows some bad gangs must have influenced Jimi SoladeC. Efua challenge at him during Jimi’s public apology D. intervention of uncle Kazeem
9. ___________ arrived from United Kingdom for the burial of Kemi
A. Femi B. Wole C. Uncle Kazeem D. Aunt Memunat
10. One of these suffered from child abuse
A. Wole Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D. Ansa Izaegbegbe
11. Mr Vann is the
A. Mathemaatics Teacher B. English teacher C. Chemistry teacher D. Physics teacher
12. Funmi’s reason for remarry is
A. for better life B. to have a man assist her in upbringing her only daughter C. to havemore assistance D. for financial assistance
13. Unlike Jimi, Efua is
A. not close to her mother B. is good in all subject C. close to her mother D. none
14. The principal of Forcados high school is
A. Mrs Obanje B. Mr Mallum C. Mr Vann D.Mr Salami
15. Efua’s attitude to people must have been influenced by
A. lack of motherly trust B. lack of motherly attention C. memory of intimate harassment and violation D. all of the above
16. One of these do not attend the same primary school with with Jimi Solade
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D. Ansa Izaegbegbe
17. _______ is the head boy of Forcados High School
A. Seyi Lawal B. Jimi Solade C. AnsaIzaegbegbe D. Jolly Stephens
18. _______ has unspoken contest will Jimi over chemistry result
A. Ansa B. Seyi C. Eze D. Jolly
19. Aunti Moni is
A. Mrs Solade B. Mrs Alli C. Mrs Ekpo D.Mrs. Izaegbegbe
20. Efua’s was expelled from St. Catherine School because
A. she ran away from school without notice B. her defiant reply to the principal C. she perform woefully at the last exam D. she is sick
21. Ansa wants to study
A. Electrical Engineering B. Architecture C.Medicine D. Fine art
22. __________ photocopy Efua’s letter to Miss, Novi and circulate it in the school
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Ansa Izaegbegbe D. Seyi Lawal
23. Efua danced with _________ at Mid-term dinner of Forcados high School
A. Jolly B. Jide C.Jimi D.Ansa
24. Efua shared her life experience with
A. Nene Ekpo B. Mrs Tanimoro, the guidance counsellor C. Mr Mallum D. Mrs Ekpo
25. The head girl of Forcados high school is
A. Efua B. Nene C. Ada D. Caro
26. Gorilla referred to
A. One of the four sport houses at Forcados B. old people at Forcados C. group of five boys at Forcados that compose Hip-hop lyrics D. Teacher Tade
27. The four sport houses at Forcados high school was named after
A. Planets B. wild animals C. Elites in the communities D. Last four outstanding graduated student
28. Caro is referred to as Queen Bee because
A. of her perpetual disdainful expression B. she is the prettiest girl in the school C. She is Jimi’s favourite D. She is aggressive
29. Okoro is
A. the labour prefect B. one of the laboratory technicians C. miserable bully D. one of the rhymers
30. Kola could never forgive Wole for
A. breaking into Forcado’s laboratory B. forging his signature C. brining shameof Solade’s family D. for being a drug peddler
31. Who is referred to as the old bear?
A. Kola Solade B. Okoro C. Jolly Stephens D. Jimi
32. __________ is referred spark
A. Jimi B. Efua C. Eze D. Wole
33. __________ is the Chemistry teacher at Forcados High School
A. Mr Salami B. Teacher Bade C. Mr Edet D. Miss Novi
34. St Catherine School uniform is
A. black and white B. purple C. lilac D. blue
35. Who is referred to as the old lion?
A. Uncle Kazeem B. Mr Mallum C. Jimi’s father D. Wole
36. Rat-face is
A. one of the bullies at Forcados B. one of the burglar of Forcados’s laboratory C. one of the people at the bar which Wole and Jim visited D. Ansa, the shy boy
37. Hadiza is
A. a friend of Nene Ekpo in her primary school B. classmate mate of Nene Ekpo C. a friend of Efua in her former school D. the only gril the go along with Efua
38. Who is nicknamed ‘The Witch?’
A. Nene B. Caro C. Efua D. Risikat
39. ___________ referred to Nene Ekpo as fashion blunder
A. Efua B. Caro C. Hadiza D. Ansa
40. Forcados High School compete with one of these school in a debate
A. St. Edmund Comprehensive High School B. Peter Mary C. St. Catherine D. None
41. Who referred to Jimi as disgusting, hateful person?
A.Nene Ekpo B. Efua C. Caro D. Mr Mallum
42. ___________ played football together with Jimi
A. Ansa B. Eze C. Seyi D. Bayo
43. Efua wishes to get in touch with
A. Jimi B. Nene C. Caro D. Dodo
44. Nene Ekpo brother attends day care at
A. Peter Mary B. Morther’s Joy Nursery School C. Daddy Care home D. Babysitter Home
45. Nene takes the lead role in a cultural art drama called
A. Ajantala B. A o merin Joba C. Oluronbi D. Ijapa Oko Yanrinbo

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